Why my left calf is male is a mystery that will remain unsolved.
OH! YEAH I meant to mention (to the whole world, obviously) that I had my bodyfat tested today--in a DEXA machine, no less--and it was
Yashoudo appalled. And, mind you, that's after I lost 45 lbs. So what was I before, like half fat? How small must my brain be then?! Yeah. 39%. And I've run 4 half-marathons like that! Sheesh. I totally can't decide whether to be excited or disgusted. I guess I'm going to go with: there must be like a super-athlete under here somewhere if I've been doing this well with that kind of handicap.
So, that needed sharing. See how I try to strip away your excuses? I'm the Everyman; seriously, if That Girl can do it, you definitely can. (Like how I turn my horrifying 64 pounds of fat into a big win? Your big win? I do it for you. Here you go, take it! :p )